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|  | you know you are a technopagan if...
« Thread Started on Apr 13, 2009, 6:31am » | |
if your athame has a SCSI interface...
if your OBE's begin with netsplit...
if your priest robes conceal a pocket protector...
if you calculate the phases of the moon with windows 95...
if your alter has a keyboard...
if drawing down a circle is a post (power on self test)....
if you call the watchtowers on cell-tell...
if you do most of your correspondence by email & sign off with blessed be...
if you don't call it a ritual, you call it a macro...
if you end a circle with Ctl-Alt Del...
if you have ever attached ribbons to a May Pole using a staple gun...
if you invite the god and goddess to come on line...
if you keep a disk of shadows (with encrypted backups)...
if you participate in on line rituals more than you do FTF...
if you refer to eclectic ritual as cross-platforming...
if your beltrane ritual includes more than one newsgroup...
if your candles have batteries...
if your cauldron is a crackpot...
if your deities include Murphy and Gates...
if your drumming is done on a cd player (pre-recorded)...
if your herbs are always mail ordered (express/overnight)...
if your idea of a great retreat has a computer city, electricity and a tv nearby...
if your incense is by glade...
if your magic wand is a light pen...
if your magical name, email address and on line name are all the same...
if your magical writing is done in binary code or C++
if your pentacle is made of computer chips...
if your computer technician complains about wax and incense ash on your motherboard...
if instead of asking what tradition someone comes from, you ask what operating system they run...
if your yule ritual involves de fragmentation...
if your coven is spread over a 12,000 sq ml area...
if your book of shadows has a 6-digit version number...
if you refer to deities using 3-letter acronyms (ODN, LKI, THR)...
if you do cord magick with ethernet...
if you ritually down your server for Samhain...
if your alter cloth is a mouse pad...
if when your quarter candles burn out, the UPS backup system kicks in...
if erecting the temple entails formatting more than four disc's..
if casting the circle changes an (int) to a (float)...
if your star trek screen saver signals when your meditation period is over...
if your beltane ritual includes more than one newsgroup...
if passing the cakes and ale entails using a * command...
if your search for truth involves regular expressions...
if your familiar is a computer mouse...
if you draw down the moon with a light pen...
if your cone of power has a surge protector...
if your tarot cards multi task...
if your daemons collect news for you...
if your crystal ball has a horizontal control...
if you refer to solitary practice as a stand alone...
if you tap into the collective unconscious using netscape...
if your favourite deity has a homepage...
if the address of your coven stead begins with http://
and finally, if your circle is a token ring...
WELL YOU MIGHT JUST BE A TECHNOPAGAN!
IMPORTANT: if this post annoys & upsets you, please read carefully again before whining!
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whitedragon
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the eternal dance, i seek within...to this the dragon flies...
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| | Re: you know you are a technopagan if...
« Reply #1 on Apr 13, 2009, 6:41am » | |
http://www.ecauldron.net/humor06-php
i always forget. i hide my own easter eggs too...i like surprises...
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|  | Re: you know you are a technopagan if...
« Reply #2 on Apr 14, 2009, 11:15am » | |
ROFL....you crack me up....seriously I absolutely love this!!...will definately be printing this one to keep me sane...err...saner??...;D 
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| | Re: you know you are a technopagan if...
« Reply #3 on Jul 2, 2009, 10:17pm » | |
I love this one it is great! lol!
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| | Re: you know you are a technopagan if...
« Reply #4 on Aug 11, 2009, 5:29pm » | |
good one i love it 
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